Well, have no fear: the lobola app is finally here! Thank you lobola gods!
How does this work?
You begin by stating whether you’re male or female and then answer a bunch of very pertinent questions like how much you weigh, what your height is and what qualifications you have.
And at the end of the questionnaire, you find out how much you’re worth, in cows and in Rands.
You can then take this info and tell your future in-laws that they need to give your family R1,000,000 in cows or cold hard cash!